Constitutional law, Lucky Charms and sour milk

They're magically delicious. Until they're not.

“You really need to stop wearing that stupid hat.”

This is how a typical phone call from Romeo Saganash begins. No “hello” or “hey buddy,” Romeo goes right to the heart of the matter: taking me down a peg or two. I quite like it.

Romeo doesn’t own a cellular phone. That’s right, Romeo Saganash: statesman, constitutional lawyer, negotiator of the landmark …