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I had this French teacher in high school, who used to hand out our dictations from highest to lowest mark.

It was grounded in the Catholic school of child-rearing: shame them until they become God-fearing, tax-paying, productive members of society. Or until they torture small animals in the woods behind the gas station. It’s not an exact science.

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