The Rover: I don't believe in black magic or Ronald Reagan

But Victorian dolls are definitely haunted.

The dolls gazed upon us with vacant eyes, taking us in as they waited for the right moment to strike.

I don’t believe in black magic, the devil or Ronald Reagan. In my experience, they’re the product of fundamentalist Christian fantasies. But on some level I do suspect that dark forces live inside Victorian dolls.

So you can imagine my horror when I disco…